Hello Citizens, Captain MacAfee here.
I'm very pleased that you've chosen to visit us at Main Force Patrol headquarters.
Our intent here is to form an avenue for communication with the citizens that
we've sworn to protect.
I know we've all been through the toughest of times any people have had to endure, with The Disorder wiping out the majority of civilization. Even in areas not directly affected by the bombs, citizens are still likely to encounter the occasional marauding band from The Wastelands and Prohibited Areas. We, the members of the Main Force Patrol have sworn our lives and will give our all to protect the law-abiding citizens of the world as we all work together to rebuild society.
Chin up, Citizen! The Main Force Patrol is always out there, rolling along the roads, Maintaining Right!
Captain Fifi MacAfee